!!! YOUR ACCESS HAS BEEN BLOCKED !!! Unfortunately you are not allowed to view the hencam site! You are missing out on the new features, cameras and exciting big-brother system as well as forums, chat and redesign! The hens, chicks and rabbits apologise, but bad behaviour upsets the young chickens! http://www.hencam.co.uk Reason for restriction: Forbidden Category "Bad user"

Way to go lamer, you got yourself banned from this site.
Now go away and be a dick somewhere else. You are missing on all the new exciting stuff happening on the site - including the amazing new redesign, chat and forums - hah!

"; exit(); } else { $fp = @fopen("idiots.txt", "r") or die("no"); if ($fp) { if (getenv(HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR)) $ip = getenv('HTTP_X_FORWARD_FOR'); else $ip = getenv('REMOTE_ADDR'); if ($ip != "") { while (!feof($fp)) { $line = trim(fgets($fp, 1024)); if (ereg('^' . $line . '$', $ip)) { mail("neil@hencam.co.uk", "idiot detected!", "hahaha!\n\n$ip\nmatched\n$line"); header("Location: http://www.hencam.co.uk/?idiot\n\n"); exit(); } } } } fclose ($fp); } # browser? // initialize the variables $browser_user_agent = ''; $dom_browser = ''; // set to lower case to avoid errors, check to see if http_user_agent is set $navigator_user_agent = ( isset( $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'] ) ) ? strtolower( $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'] ) : ''; // run through the main browser possibilities, assign them to the main $browser variable if (stristr($navigator_user_agent, "opera")) { $browser_user_agent = 'opera'; $dom_browser = true; } elseif (stristr($navigator_user_agent, "msie 4")) { $browser_user_agent = 'msie4'; $dom_browser = false; } elseif (stristr($navigator_user_agent, "msie")) { $browser_user_agent = 'msie'; $dom_browser = true; } elseif ((stristr($navigator_user_agent, "konqueror")) || (stristr($navigator_user_agent, "safari"))) { $browser_user_agent = 'safari'; $dom_browser = true; } elseif (stristr($navigator_user_agent, "gecko")) { $browser_user_agent = 'mozilla'; $dom_browser = true; } elseif (stristr($navigator_user_agent, "mozilla/4")) { $browser_user_agent = 'ns4'; $dom_browser = false; } # log browser #$fp = @fopen("./content/chat/browserlog.txt", "a") or die(); #fputs($fp, date("His d/m/y") . " $browser_user_agent - DOM:$dom_browser\n"); #fclose($fp); # day, night or morning? $divstyle = "day"; $hr = date("H"); if (($hr > 5) and ($hr < 10)) $divstyle = 'morning'; if (($hr >= 16) and ($hr < 19)) $divstyle = "morning"; if (($hr >= 19) or ($hr <= 5)) $divstyle = "night"; # now the weather $weather_style=""; if (file_exists("./chickens/cache/weather.txt")) { $fp = @fopen("./chickens/cache/weather.txt", "r"); if ($fp) { $weather_style="_".trim(fgets($fp, 1024)); if (strlen($weather_style) < 4) $weather_style = ""; } } $titlebit = ""; if ($curpage != "") $titlebit = $curpage . " - "; if (($smode != "") and ($spost != "")) $titlebit .= "read post - "; # HEADER STUFF, NOW DYNAMIC(ish) AND PER PAGE... $site_title = "More chickens than you can shake a webcam at! HD Web cam hen-tertainment!"; $site_keywords = "chickens, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, tips, care, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic, HQ, HD"; $site_description = "Welcome to www.hencam.co.uk - voted the UK's funniest, friendliest and best high quality 24/7 true live streaming Internet hencam with full audio and HD video! Ever wanted to see a hen scratch about in the dirt, lay an egg or sleep at night?"; if ($curpage == "hencam") { $site_title = "The UK's most popular, funniest and friendliest high quality online 24/7 live streaming chicken HD cam!"; $site_keywords = "chickens, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, tips, care, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic, HQ, HD"; $site_description = "High quality, high framerate, HD video AND audio streaming direct to you live 24/7 from our chicken coop, day AND night, always something feathery to see (though we can't guarantee how exciting it will be)!"; } elseif ($curpage == "lamb") { $site_title = "Lottie the lamb comes to hencam, pushes chickens beaks out!"; $site_keywords = "lamb, lambing, sheep, wool, farm, lottie, chickens, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, tips, care, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "During the summer of 2007 we were lucky enough to be able to offer Lottie the Lamb a temporary home as her mother couldn't cope with all her lambs. Follow her progress here!"; } elseif ($curpage == "blog") { $site_title = "The latest happenings from the coop! Written by the hens!"; $site_keywords = "blog, blogging, post, posting, posts, lamb, lambing, sheep, wool, farm, lottie, chickens, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, tips, care, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "Read about all the latest happenings in the coop (and outside it too!) on the blog. I try to post every couple of days so hopefully there's always something new to read."; } elseif ($curpage == "news") { $site_title = "The hens make the news - read all about it here!"; $site_keywords = "latest, news, updates, lottie, farm, lottie, chickens, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, tips, care, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "Hencam has been lucky enough to feature in the media several times, you can see, read, listen and watch to some of it here!"; } elseif ($curpage == "tips") { $site_title = "Tips, info and help on keeping chickens as pets, feed, housing, etc. Everything hen related you ever wanted to know!"; $site_keywords = "chickens, chick, egg, bound, fighting, care, tips, medicing, worming, vets, help, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "During our time keeping hens we've learnt a lot about general care and what makes chickens the funny little things that they are. If you are interested in keeping hens, we hope you'll find it useful!"; } elseif ($curpage == "bios") { $site_title = "See the stars of hencam here - contains images of hens, chickens, rabbits and sometimes even people!"; $site_keywords = "rabbits, chickens, chick, egg, bound, fighting, care, tips, medicing, worming, vets, help, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "Read about the stars of the show - the hens, cockerels and rabbits (and humans!) and somtimes even lambs and sheep behind hencam. We're always happy to chat and talk to you!"; } elseif ($curpage == "e-cards") { $site_title = "Send a friend or loved one a hencam online electronic novelty card! Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Easter, thanksgiving, anniversaries etc!"; $site_keywords = "rabbits, chickens, chick, egg, bound, fighting, care, tips, medicing, worming, vets, help, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "Read about the stars of the show - the hens, cockerels and rabbits (and humans!) and somtimes even lambs and sheep behind hencam. We're always happy to chat and talk to you!"; } elseif ($curpage == "pics") { $site_title = "Look at our picture galleries - contains images of hens, chickens, rabbits and sometimes even people!"; $site_keywords = "pictures, images, rabbits, chickens, chick, egg, bound, fighting, care, tips, medicing, worming, vets, help, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "Please come and have a look through our photo albums which we are sharing with you. See pics of us, the chickens, our other pets, even parrots flying wild (in the UK!), and our holidays too!"; } elseif ($curpage == "shop") { $site_title = "Buy chicken related t-shirts, tops, cups, mugs and stickers here!"; $site_keywords = "shop, buy, online, purchase, shirts, bags, pictures, images, rabbits, chickens, chick, egg, bound, fighting, care, tips, medicing, worming, vets, help, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "Although we are not a money-making business, you can buy merchandise here - it's made by cafepress and every item you buy earns us 1 dollar (so you won't make us millionaires!) We are doing this just for fun and to help spread the good word about hencam!"; } elseif ($curpage == "pals") { $site_title = "Come join our happy community, sign up to the forum and get chatting!"; $site_keywords = "friends, shop, buy, online, purchase, shirts, bags, pictures, images, rabbits, chickens, chick, egg, bound, fighting, care, tips, medicing, worming, vets, help, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "We are proud of the fact that we have made so many good friends from the hencam site - please join our friendly community!"; } elseif ($curpage == "links") { $site_title = "Links to other sites that we like, battery hen welfare pages and other cams etc."; $site_keywords = "links, url, friends, shop, buy, online, purchase, shirts, bags, pictures, images, rabbits, chickens, chick, egg, bound, fighting, care, tips, medicing, worming, vets, help, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "Here are some links to other websites which we like - including battery hen welfare pages, chicken information and other webcams!"; } elseif ($curpage == "help") { $site_title = "Trouble with our streaming webcam video and audio? Help is at hand!"; $site_keywords = "help, problems, friends, shop, buy, online, purchase, shirts, bags, pictures, images, rabbits, chickens, chick, egg, bound, fighting, care, tips, medicing, worming, vets, help, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "If you are having problems viewing the streaming cam, this page might just help!"; } elseif ($curpage == "talk") { $site_title = "Contact us via screen-saver, forum or email, we love to hear from you!"; $site_keywords = "contact, email, text, friends, shop, buy, online, purchase, shirts, bags, pictures, images, rabbits, chickens, chick, egg, bound, fighting, care, tips, medicing, worming, vets, help, webcams, cams, hens, battery, live, online, streaming, 24, hours, night, vision, hencam, funny, pets, feed, housing, coop, poultry, chicks, eggs, ir, infra, red, audio, sound, video, fast, media, ourchickens, chickenout, campaign, freerange, free, range, organic"; $site_description = "Contact us and tell us what you think about hencam and our lovely girls! Join the forum and chat with other members of our friendly online community!"; } ?>